Thursday, December 13, 2012

Watching it Burn


Oakland is having a bit of a forehead smacking, "why the hell didn't I see this coming" moment. Notice how that article is suspiciously short in info on how the police force got that low? You see, two years ago the city council decided that the best way to trim the budget was to cut 80 officers off of the force, which was a little more than 10% of the standing force. Then the police announced that they wouldn't respond to burglary calls anymore.

Now, they are reaping what they have sown. Folks, California is a study in how not to manage a government, or how to help the people. Let's have some of the strictest gun laws in the United States, gut the police force, and then tell the honest citizens not to defend themselves. Let's also tax the hell out of the people, and then run the government into debt to the tune of at least $165 Billion, and perhaps as much as $335 billion for giggles. When Kipling wrote "The Islanders", he was writing about Britain, but he might as well have been talking the folk in California.

Thankfully, due to the grace of all-powerful Atheismo, I wasn't born in California. If I woke up tomorrow in California, and was informed that I now live there, I'd promptly pack my shit and leave. This is right after salting and burning the land I had slept on.

Kinda like this, except with 100% more intent.
 
I once spent a night by a lake up in the mountains, the temperature was about 20 degrees F and the wind was coming in directly off the lake. I had a quarter inch of ice built up on the windward side of my tent. I was shivering and bordering on hypothermia the entire night, unable to sleep, and I spent half of the night not wanting to get out of the relative warmth of my sleeping bag in order to urinate. My batteries in my flashlight had died while putting up the tent, so I spent the entire night pitting my will to endure against the time it would take for the sun to eventually rise enough to have light to start a fire. I was cold, miserable, tired, and the night felt endless. It was one of the most physically uncomfortable experiences of my life. I'd rather live through that night everyday for the rest of my life than to live in California. Period.
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Business Insider says that the new NDAA makes indefinite detention of U.S. citizens without due process easier. I'm not really surprised.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Damn Caffeine

You would think that I would learn. I mean, I think I'm a pretty quick guy. Still, when there are soft drinks in the house I just go to town and drink them right up, knowing that they mess with my stomach too much.

I haven't had any soda since this morning, and it's still bothering me. Ugh. Now I remember why I stopped drinking them in the first place.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Steak!

Tonight's meal brought to me by my better half's parents, who randomly play noble benefactor to our starving college student. Damn near a pound of Angus steak each. Mmmmm.

Be very jealous.

That'd make a hell of a Campfire...

Those are people, and the limb the yellow jacket is hanging from is the size of a normal tree.

I kid, I kid. Seriously, check out that mamajama. It's huge! It's a Giant Sequoia, a species of Redwood. That's just incredible!

Read the article, get some Science in your life. Actually, read "Wild Trees", by Richard Preston. It's about Steve Sillet (in part), who's in this picture. Cool stuff.

Book Review: The Hunger Games Trilogy

This is basically cheating, I know, since it's three books that I'm reviewing and not one. I'm lumping them together because I read all three in the span of "reading time" I would normally allot to a single book. This is the peril of reading fiction that's way below your reading level; fast read times. And make no mistake, , despite the insight into politics that a teenager would not possess, and despite the perspective and world view in the book that a teenager (in the U.S.) couldn't possibly identify with.. this is a book written for teenage girls.

There, I said it. I read a book for teenage girls. Are you happy, internet?

The Hunger Games Trilogy, by Suzanne Collins, using the technical definition, was well written. If there were mistakes in grammar and spelling, they didn't jump out at me like a naked hobo with a clown mask on. 

That's a good thing.

I ultimately reached a bad verdict of the series overall, because the third book in the trilogy made no sense. Don't get me wrong; the plot was understandable (and predictably linear), the characters easy to grasp, and the action well paced. But the characterization towards the end of the work was just atrocious. The characters do and say things that are completely out of character and run contrary to previous remarks, actions, and the moral of the story. Why? I don't want to hand out a ton of spoilers here, but let me just say that the end of the third book is like a Seinfield episode. No one learned anything, and there was no development for the characters. It's sad, and a waste of effort.

My better half lobs the argument that Katniss, the main character, has been run through the wringer and its reasonable to portray her as rather broken. I disagree, simply because this is a book about a heroine, that young girls might aspire to be like. If I ever have a daughter, I want her to learn that sometimes life can be needlessly cruel and unfair, that those with authority are not to be trusted, and that sometimes you have to get your shit together under terrible circumstances because other people depend on you. I don't want her to think that getting doped out of your mind, avoiding your issues, and taking more than a year to vacillate between two men is an acceptable method for dealing with things. Collins stubbed her toe on the heroics, except for Peeta (and to a lesser extent, Gale), who handle her silliness fairly well and are excellent male role models. 

There's also some rather heavy-handed metaphors, which is frankly rather dull. I like to take a few minutes to think about events, what they mean. I don't need or want a literary ogre clubbing me over the noggin. Look, the main character's scarred appearance now matches the emotional/internal scars! We can dress her so she looks the same, but underneath she's still the same! I GET IT.

Jeez. Next time just send me the Cliff's Notes version, it's probably got the same level of subtlety. 

Here's the break down. Book 1, the Hunger Games, gets a respectable 70. Book 2, which is almost as good, gets an almost as respectable 68. Book 3 gets an abysmal 40. I've read worse, so this doesn't come close to making my shit-list for horrible fiction, but I think it whisked through the door just in time (and perhaps, like Bilbo, lost a few buttons in the process). Average them out: 59%. 

Try harder next time, Suzanne Collins. Try harder.